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Sat, Sep. 29th, 2007, 09:54 am
Seeking charming man for relationship full of strife and drama

Reply to: pers-426425844@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-19, 9:31AM

I’m seeking a like-minded man with whom to share a disastrous 3 to 9 month relationship, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.

My name is Amanda. I live in Dallas, I’m 32 years old, fairly well educated, and I have a good job and am pretty stable. I’m told I’m fairly good looking, but I’ll let you be the judge of that. I’m generally caring and very honest.

I am looking for an attractive male who will at first give me obsessive love, praise, and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing,comitment issues, Opedial complex and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead him to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the inevitable emotional breakdown of one or the other party - or, if we’re lucky, both!

You should:

be 30 to 45 years old;
have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships;
enjoy degrading and dehumanizing sex;
have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and
be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you.


Although not completely necessary, I would prefer men:
with nice smiles;
who have larger than average wallets;
who have a history of unstable relationships;
who drink to forget; and
who have had a previous established diagnosis of borderline or dependent personality disorder or bipolar affective disorder - or who are currently taking lithium carbonate, SSRIs, or tricyclic antidepressants.
If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I’m getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care.


Location: Downtown Dallas
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Original URL: http://dallas.craigslist.org/w4m/426425844.html


HMMMMM ..... WHADDYA THINK? MY KIND OF GURL?

Fri, Nov. 16th, 2007 06:37 pm (UTC)
[info]tartanneil

A lesson in the perils of internet dating and a study in how to cast a self-fulfilling prophecy all in one tidy package. Excellent.