objects are bigger than they appear

never eat anything larger than your head

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Other than the inane blathering below (authored when this was a whimsical waste of time), the most pertinent thing I can say about myself is that after 38 years of big city life, I now reside in a rural county of almost 1,000 square miles and no stop lights. Not a single one. I really, really like that.

"He was so open minded, he couldn't take his own side in an argument"
I want to be a lot of things, but I don't want to do the things one must do to become those.
too much stuff, not enough time.
if i could do it all over I'd----make the same mistakes, only sooner. and more often.
in love with being in love.
Wake up every day, still 19 between my ears, wondering what I can learn today.

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Words to Ponder, be inspired by, or laugh at.

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." james_nicoll , 1990

"The trick to avoiding depression is figuring out which states of mind require vodka and which require coffee. If you can do that, you are saved." -Sarah Manguso-

"You can't save people from themselves. All you can do is limit the amount of damage they do to your life." evil_genius

i am a total geek
3d graphics, automation, cad, clean world, computers, dirty minds, engineering anomolies, enginering, haiku u, math, music, puns, solid models, texas, the opposite sex, those unopposed to sex